The Tale of a Dreamer

I would be lying if I said that the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special didn’t have me absolutely smitten right now. It definitely was just what I needed; good laughs and bonding time with TinyTot.

Just got finished watching the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special with TinyTot; and I’m all smiles. So many excellent references and jokes. It was well worth him staying up past bedtime. At one point, there was a joke about Darth Vader having an inhaler that made TinyTot laugh hysterically exclaiming ‘Dada, Darth Vader has an inhaler just like you!’ followed by him telling me I am now Darth Vader. They also had a blatant joke about them making a sequel, which I definitely am looking forward to.

Oh Disney, how I love thee.

This past week has been pretty lousy.

I just want to ride out the next hour and a half and coast into the weekend. All of the stress is really messing with the creative juices.

Messed up my knee badly playing yard games so I am homebound today. I have #TinyTot and #boardgames to keep me company, so I can’t complain. He won this intense game of Sorry! I think next is Battleship.

Messed up my knee badly playing yard games so I am homebound today. I have #TinyTot and #boardgames to keep me company, so I can’t complain. He won this intense game of Sorry! I think next is Battleship.

I have come to the fantastic realization that the people who complain about everything, without just taking it in stride because ‘shit happens’, will be the first to die out in the event of the apocalypse; and this makes me happy.

I just witnessed the most peculiar thing while I was outside. I saw an automobile stop at a non-existent stop sign. It was driving down the street and it all of a sudden stopped at the intersection, paused for a few seconds and proceeded to turn down the street that ran through. This would be a logical chain of events however it was not an intersection with a stop sign. Now I know what you are thinking, could they have been dropping someone off, but no. No one entered or exited the vehicle. It was an incredibly perplexing event.

So glad it’s Friday. #softbeard #warmbeard #bushyfaceoffur #happybeard #sexybeard #purrpurrpurr #beard

So glad it’s Friday. #softbeard #warmbeard #bushyfaceoffur #happybeard #sexybeard #purrpurrpurr #beard

Being depressed sucks. I am having a really great week and sadly I cannot enjoy it because of this funk…

I got my first raise in a few years today. I even haggled for more money and got it. What started as a rough Wednesday is actually turning out to be a decent day.

I liked the volume my beard possessed tonight so I took some pictures. Like most narcissism, it made me feel good about myself, boosting the usually low self esteem.

I liked the volume my beard possessed tonight so I took some pictures. Like most narcissism, it made me feel good about myself, boosting the usually low self esteem.

I really liked this one. #beard #selfie

I really liked this one. #beard #selfie

The #beard has some serious volume tonight.

The #beard has some serious volume tonight.

I just used the force on my boss. He was walking and almost walked into me. I raised my hand in the force push motion and he moved back accordingly and kept moving as my hand was up. It was amusing.

PSA: Don’t be an idiot - Smoke Detectors Save Lives

Saturday Night, in the city across the river from my hometown, there was a fire that resulted in a death. Sadly, this death probably could have been prevented, had the residents had smoke detectors in the home.

I cannot stress this enough - SMOKE DETECTORS SAVE LIVES.

If you can’t afford one (the cheapest one at my local Lowes’ is $8), most fire departments give them away for free and will be more than helpful with telling you where to place them and how many you should have in your home.

A lot of people complain about the sound that the detector makes when the battery is low, which is why a lot of people have non-working detectors in the home. This is a safety feature to alert you that you need a new battery. I get it, it’s annoying hearing that squeal; but it’s for a reason. A good rule of thumb is to check them when you turn your clocks back and forward in accordance to daylight savings. 9V batteries and the detectors themselves are also super cheap, AND most detectors come with Batteries already in the box.

Please ensure the safety of yourself and your loved ones - remember to ensure that you have working smoke detectors in your home.

natertatertot:

Tonight’s activity is ‘knot for beginners.’ BDSM or Home Improvement? I’ll never tell…

I was really mad that I made a typo when I posted this, then I realized it was a pun.

natertatertot:

Tonight’s activity is ‘knot for beginners.’ BDSM or Home Improvement? I’ll never tell…

I was really mad that I made a typo when I posted this, then I realized it was a pun.