There needs to be an adult ice cream parlor. Now before you go blowing me off as some crazy guy who is delusional thanks to intense jaw pain. The adult ice cream parlor would have alcohol infused ice creams. Rum flavored Ice Cream that has actual rum in it, etc. There would be adult toppings such as Bacon Bits, Chocolate Covered Bacon bits, various nuts (ones not commonly found at ice cream parlors), vodka infused marshmallows, and more. A more refined ice cream for a more refined palette. One featured item would be Rum/Whiskey and Coke Floats. There could be more refined toppings like raspberry sauces and expensive chocolates, caramels, etc.

Just something to think about. Now if this does exist, someone please point me in that direction.