The Tale of a Dreamer
RTotM:Wednesday is treating me well…

  • Apparently I broke my Long Toe (Toe next to the Big Toe*). I don’t know how, but I did. It’s a weird one to break. It isn’t an outside toe like the Big Toe* or Pinky Toe. It has a dull pain associated with it. It’s interesting because I never have broken a toe before, or at least I don’t remember if I ever did.
  • *The Big Toe is actually called the Hallux. It has been also known to go by the following Aliases: The Great Toe, Baron Von TwinkleToe, Mr.Toe, and The Piggy That Went To Market.
  • Just heard at the office…: ‘She has to stroke people to get it up’
  • One of my favorite co-workers came to me this morning and asked me if I knew a man by the name of Jim Kelly. I gave her a puzzled look and she said ‘Didn’t he play for the Bills back in the day?’ Still puzzled I exclaimed ‘Yeah, why?’ Apparently she is going to a Tractor Convention/Conference sometime in the near future and he will be there (why I don’t know). She said she will get me an autograph and a picture. She said once she found out she wished I could be going with her.** 
  • ** Jim Kelly is my childhood Idol/favorite football player ever. I have come close to meeting him in person a few times. In college I had a dorm room next door to his nephew and on numerous occasions he had mentioned me meeting him however it never came to fruition. I own numerous autographed items from him. One of my most prized possessions is an autographed photo that was signed personally to me. I also have a personalized signed card. When I was in highschool I kind of ruined the photo when playing nerf basketball and it got knocked off of one of my bedroom shelves. The glass in the frame shattered and it gouged the photo. My Father, a die hard Bills fan himself (see where I get it from), was extremely mad. I also own a signed Jersey.
  • This morning has been going well so far.I didn’t have to clean Ice off my car for the first time in a few weeks.My breakfast sandwich wasn’t screwed up and I got my new favorite Morning Drink: Strawberry Banana Nesquik (it tastes amazing). Tonight is Date night and I finally get to see Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. I woke up in a good mood and the reasons above.